“Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates front camera.
“I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the good news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.” “That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Explanation:
I love dark humor
I breed horses professionally. It is my dream job and I absolutely love rearing foals and colts. The problem is this: my stallion, Buttercup, mounted and fully penetrated my mare, Reeses, but evidently pulled out as he was climaxing. He has never done this in the five years I have owned him. Now, there was some semen splattered about and I became curious so I bent down and placed my tongue against the floors of the stable (they are cleaned regularly). Unfortunately, my wife caught me in the act. She is now threatening divorce but I was trying to explain to her that I was curious what the taste and texture would be like.
Arrange the following events in the order that they occur during a Shinto wedding ceremony.
Answer:
1. purification rite
2. a prayer
3. exchanging of sake
4. the groom takes the wedding vow
5. presentation of a sakaki branch to the bride
6. exchanging of rings
7. guests celebrate by drinking sake
Explanation:
Answer:
purification ritea prayerexchanging of sakethe groom takes the wedding vowpresentation of a sakaki branch to the brideexchanging of ringsguests celebrate by drinking sakeExplanation:
Traditionally, Shinto weddings also take place at shrines. The ceremony usually includes the purification rite, followed by a prayer. Next, the exchanging of sake takes place, where the bride and groom alternately sip three times from cups of three different sizes. Then the groom takes the wedding vow. Later, the shrine maiden presents the bride with a branch of sakaki, following which the couple exchanges rings. Finally, the ceremony ends as the guests celebrate by drinking sake. In the modern era, however, more Shinto weddings are taking place at churches. Brides even demonstrate a preference for wearing a white gown as opposed to the traditional kimono.
create a visual presentation or poster of the different safety tips tyat we neen to consider when doing strength training use an A4 size bond paper below are the criteria for grading your output you may pass your output after accomplish this module
Which of these statements would an Impressionist most likely agree with? O A. Art must create a strong sense of right and wrong. O B. Painting should create effects with light and color. O C. There is no such thing as "true" art D. Nature is the only fit subject of great art.
Answer:
C. There is no such thing as "true" art.Explanation:
I honestly have no clue if I'm correct. My guess is based on the knowledge that impressionist artists usually tried to capture feeling in their paintings rather than a concrete subject. There's no right or wrong way to feel.
Wait for someone else's answer to confirm this. Hopefully I got it right.